“I walked past this young’fla carrying a dead seagull in one hand, a hurl in the other. This is true.” Truth and reality seriously bend in this one-woman comedy. Her world has broken in a bizarre way since her breakup with her girlfriend. Surreal laughs abound in this dreamlike exploration of the seagulls out to get you, the empty contents of cupboards, and a growing mushroom jungle. This work first appeared as a work-in-progress at No Touching Theatre Festival, Belfast, Ireland.